Welcome to Prophets' Paradise
A vacation from your self, where the only thing you have to worry about is being prophesied to be a good person.
We have a variety of packages to choose from:
- Prophetic Pampering prophets' pampered pets
- Prophets and Their Prophesied Properties: because who doesn't love a good real estate deal
- Prophetic Prognostications for the Prophets' Procrastination-Prone
Prophets'Paradise - because you're not just a prophet, you're a visionary
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, your wallet, and your willingness to be prophesied to be a good person.