Welcome to Prophets' Paradise

A vacation from your self, where the only thing you have to worry about is being prophesied to be a good person.

We have a variety of packages to choose from:

• Prophetic Pampering prophets' pampered pets
• Prophets and Their Prophesied Properties: because who doesn't love a good real estate deal
• Prophetic Prognostications for the Prophets' Procrastination-Prone

Prophets'Paradise - because you're not just a prophet, you're a visionary

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, your wallet, and your willingness to be prophesied to be a good person.